"You're the muffin top expert, tell me what I'm doing wrong."

Yesterday morning i bought a muffin at Black Bean, it's just next door and newho i took it home and left it there for me to devour this morning. It was Blueberry very nice, soft, fluffy chunky pieces of blueberry mmmmm... neway while i was eating my Blueberry giant of a muffin i started to think about how i love the top of the muffin the most. I mean it's nice and toasty and the sweetest part and very delectable. Therefore i came to the conclusion that i would love to open or know of a shop that only sells muffin tops or as i like to call them Toffins. I mean when you think about it after you've eaten the top bit you don't really want to eat the rest unless you do what i do and scoop out the middle then it the outerlayer. But yeah i just got to thinking about how that would be a great business just selling Toffins. But wait a sec what do you do with the stem you ask? Well how bout making them into cakes or just steffins. heheheh Deliriously ffin for thought.

Mindless trivia: When i was younger i use to eat all the muffin the place the wrapper it came in in my mouth chew it then spit it out. Oh those were the magical days of being a kid!!! ; )

Elaine walks into a muffin shop.
Elaine: "Top of the Muffin to you!"?
Mr. Lippman: Top of the muffin to you. Elaine!

Elaine: This was my idea you stole my idea.
Mr. Lippman: Elaine these ideas are all in the air. They're in the air.
Elaine: Well if that air is comming out of this face then it is my air and my idea.
Mr. Lippman: You want a muffin or not?
Elaine: Peach.